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Jason Statham: Franchise Whisperer

After adding Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to the Fast and Furious franchise, they’re apparenlty amping their game up and adding Jason Statham for the 6th film. The franchise is becoming an Expendables of sorts, pairing action stars Vin Diesel, The Rock, and now Jason Statham.

I call him the franchise whisperer, because when Shia LaBeouf announced he wasn’t returning to the Transformers franchise (along with Michael Bay), the idea was announced that the franchise would be retooled for Jason Statham.

Considering how poorly Killer Elite did on it’s opening weekend, losing to the poorly reviewed Taylor Lautner film Abduction,

What other franchises should Jason Statham save? Underworld? Resident Evil? Paul Blart?


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